LOW POLY ARMY BASE SHORTS
For the man who thinks shorts should depict a military installation approximately six seconds before command completely loses control of the situation.
Barracks. Watchtowers. Roads. Defensive walls.
And, crucially, a helicopter attack already underway, because apparently somebody forgot to build enough anti-air.
The whole thing has that beautiful old-school RTS look where every building is expendable, every vehicle has three polygons, and the correct response to disaster is usually “select all units.”
95% cotton. 5% elastane. Heavyweight. Soft.
No pockets. No reinforcements. No autosave.
Base under attack. Pants optional.
• 95% cotton, 5% elastane
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz./yd.² (300 g/m²)
• Heavyweight cotton-spandex blend with a medium soft feel
• Unisex fit
• Blank product components sourced from Mexico
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
Oak inc. and
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
WAIST (inches) |
HIPS (inches) |
| XS |
29 ⅞ |
37 |
| S |
31 ½ |
38 ⅝ |
| M |
33 ⅛ |
40 ⅛ |
| L |
36 ¼ |
43 ¼ |
| XL |
39 ⅜ |
46 ½ |
| 2XL |
42 ½ |
49 ⅝ |
| 3XL |
45 ⅝ |
52 ¾ |
