SMEG LEATHER RASH GUARD

SMEG LEATHER RASH GUARD

For the man who wakes up three million years late, has no plan, no authority, and somehow still thinks curry is a food group.

The Smeg Leather Rash Guard takes the full space-bum uniform—battered black biker jacket, random patches, questionable insignia, and enough fake leather to suggest the laundry situation has completely collapsed.

Front: SMEG, because subtlety died several light-years ago.

Back: a pin-up riding a rocket, because apparently humanity’s final surviving aesthetic standard is still “put a hot woman on machinery.”

The leather is printed.
The zippers are printed.
The jacket is fake.

Somehow, the smeg is real.

Wear it to open mat, the pub, or while loudly insisting your terrible idea is actually the sensible one.

Smoke me a kipper. I’ll be back for breakfast.

• 75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane for production in the US/Mexico
• 82% polyester, 18% elastane for production in Latvia
• Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²) in the US/Mexico
• Fabric weight: 6.78 oz./yd.² (230 g/m²) in Latvia
• Very soft four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• Comfortable longer body and sleeves
• Flat seam and coverstitch
• Blank product components sourced from Mexico and China

Disclaimer: To make your rash guard last longer, thoroughly rinse it off after each use and get rid of any chlorine/salt residue. This product runs small and is quite fitted. For a more comfortable fit, we suggest choosing one size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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