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LOW POLY CHESS SHORTS

LOW POLY CHESS SHORTS

Regular price $35.99 USD
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LOW POLY CHESS SHORTS

For the man who wants everyone to know he plays chess without actually having to carry around a bloody chessboard.

Red and cream board. Oversized pieces. Mid-game chaos stretched across a pair of shorts like someone paused the match halfway through and said, “yeah, put that on my ass.”

No coordinates. No analysis engine. No smug little evaluation bar telling you the move you just made was catastrophic.

Just knights, rooks, pawns, and enough positional confusion to make somebody stare at your crotch longer than either of you planned.

Your move, nerd.

• 95% cotton, 5% elastane
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz./yd.² (300 g/m²)
• Heavyweight cotton-spandex blend with a medium soft feel
• Unisex fit
• Blank product components sourced from Mexico

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
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