LOW POLY ZOO SHORTS
For the man who spent two hours designing the perfect zoo and six minutes figuring out why everyone was suddenly running.
Cute little paths. Trees. Enclosures. Happy guests. A beautifully managed low-poly paradise.
Then you turn around.
The tiger got out.
Somewhere between maximizing ticket sales and building another snack stand, management appears to have overlooked the structural integrity of the tiger enclosure.
95% cotton. 5% elastane. Heavyweight, soft, and considerably more comfortable than explaining the incident to the insurance company.
No pockets. No refunds. Please remain calm.
Everything is under control.
The tiger is not.
• 95% cotton, 5% elastane
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz./yd.² (300 g/m²)
• Heavyweight cotton-spandex blend with a medium soft feel
• Unisex fit
• Blank product components sourced from Mexico
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
Oak inc. and
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
WAIST (inches) |
HIPS (inches) |
| XS |
29 ⅞ |
37 |
| S |
31 ½ |
38 ⅝ |
| M |
33 ⅛ |
40 ⅛ |
| L |
36 ¼ |
43 ¼ |
| XL |
39 ⅜ |
46 ½ |
| 2XL |
42 ½ |
49 ⅝ |
| 3XL |
45 ⅝ |
52 ¾ |
