{"product_id":"joey-karate-rash-guard","title":"JOEY KARATE RASH GUARD","description":"\u003cp\u003eJOEY KARATE RASH GUARD\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLook at this fucking thing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOpen gi. Black belt. Chest hair like a fucking welcome mat. Patches everywhere. This is not “minimalist fightwear.” This is a 1987 karate instructor who owes three people money and still somehow gets invited to Christmas.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe gi is fake.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe belt is fake.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe chest hair is fake.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe confidence? Unfortunately real, cocksucka.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWear it to open mat. Wear it to spar. Wear it while giving completely unsolicited advice about liver shots, marriage, cholesterol, and how nobody today knows how to fucking suffer properly.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDoes it make you better at karate?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDoes it make you look like you’ve been thrown out of several respectable establishments?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAbsolutely.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is what it is. Beautiful day to be alive. Now stop staring and go train, cocksucka.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane for production in the US\/Mexico\u003cbr\u003e• 82% polyester, 18% elastane for production in Latvia\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 6.64 oz.\/yd.² (225 g\/m²) in the US\/Mexico\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 6.78 oz.\/yd.² (230 g\/m²) in Latvia\u003cbr\u003e• Very soft four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains\u003cbr\u003e• Comfortable longer body and sleeves\u003cbr\u003e• Flat seam and coverstitch\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product components sourced from Mexico and China\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFind your fit → \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/rizzwear.com\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eView Sizing guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDisclaimer: To make your rash guard last longer, thoroughly rinse it off after each use and get rid of any chlorine\/salt residue. This product runs small and is quite fitted. For a more comfortable fit, we suggest choosing one size up.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003eOther compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"RizzWear","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":55540310868267,"sku":"4295787_9326","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":55540310901035,"sku":"4295787_9327","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":55540310933803,"sku":"4295787_9328","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":55540310966571,"sku":"4295787_9329","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":55540310999339,"sku":"4295787_9330","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":55540311032107,"sku":"4295787_9331","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":55540311064875,"sku":"4295787_9332","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/8624\/6187\/files\/all-over-print-mens-rash-guard-white-front-6adbb2e36e2c8.jpg?v=1792783087","url":"https:\/\/rizzwear.com\/es\/products\/joey-karate-rash-guard","provider":"RizzWear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}